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I ate my school bag because I am sexy. This is so funny and weird haha 馃槀

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Moosepantspatty31-35, M
I ate my lover when my friend died
Abood303326-30, M
Hahaha [@11594,Moosepantspatty]
I ate an egg inside a car. And I have! 馃榿
Elessar26-30, M
Now we know you're born on Jan 15th, 1993-1989 and that your first name begins with 'A' 馃
Abood303326-30, M
Brilliant deduction[@44863,Elessar]
Elessar26-30, M
[@541730,Abood3033] xD
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I killed Santa Clause Inside a car!!
Sorry kids
Artasia18-21, F
I slept with an alien covered in chocolate. 馃 How did they know this? 馃
Abood303326-30, M
BlueMetalChick26-30, F
Some of the letters in the final category are missing. My first name starts with Z but there's no option for it. So I got "I cooked a chicken" from my birth month and day. Which is...relatively normal.
Moosepantspatty31-35, M
[@6579,BlueMetalChick] welcome back to your regular account!
BlueMetalChick26-30, F
[@11594,Moosepantspatty] Thanks. I'm probably gonna take a little while off from the site though, and other social media, for mental health reasons. My substance abuse problems are giving me a lot of trouble right now.
Moosepantspatty31-35, M
[@6579,BlueMetalChick] I'm sorry to hear that. Take the time you need, I hope you get better soon! Watching you debate is always a highlight of my day
I killed a book because my brain is small
Abood303326-30, M
midnightsun22-25, M
I married the king because I'm sexy
BlueMetalChick26-30, F
Ok I just realized that there's an option for "other" and I got "I cooked a chicken because I'm awesome."
HeyMustacheWhatsUp26-30, M
[@6579,BlueMetalChick] noo dont go
BlueMetalChick26-30, F
[@535804,MrFluffles] Only for a short while.
[@6579,BlueMetalChick] [c=#4C0073]totally understandable, but i hope you wont let the recent incident here affect you .. hugss[/c]
I hug the queen - because i am horny
Gusman56-60, MVIP
I killed my Bother for good luck馃憤锔
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Dusty10146-50, F
I hugged a zombie because my brain is small
Killajoke22-25, M
I killed a television because I'm sexy 馃槄

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