I ate my school bag because I am sexy. This is so funny and weird haha 😂

Ok I just realized that there's an option for "other" and I got "I cooked a chicken because I'm awesome."

I slept with an alien covered in chocolate. 🤔 How did they know this? 🧐

I killed a book because my brain is small

I killed Santa Clause Inside a car!!
Sorry kids

Some of the letters in the final category are missing. My first name starts with Z but there's no option for it. So I got "I cooked a chicken" from my birth month and day. Which is...relatively normal.

I hug the queen - because i am horny

I ate my lover when my friend died

I ate an egg inside a car. And I have! 😁

I married the king because I'm sexy

I killed my Bother for good luck👍️

Now we know you're born on Jan 15th, 1993-1989 and that your first name begins with 'A' 🤔

I hugged a zombie because my brain is small

I killed a television because I'm sexy 😅

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