Alternative song lyrics..... "Head, shoulders, knees and ............"

That's probably what they sing to their children. @MarkA

Yes! Only their version would be:
Cranium...scapula...patella and metatarsals (or should it be Phalanges?? 🤔)
It's got a nice ring to it. Lol

it does ha ha ha

Ha ha ha @Celt43

Singing it......it works@ImRileyTheDog

Chips and peas@TheSirfurryanimalWales

LOLOL. Oh I am going to have some fun when I get grandchildren. @MrBrownstone

Not such a stretch for you. @SW-User

Such an endearing advert, has to be one of my favourites.

especially as the young man made a good recovery

Yes, exactly... most children's cancers are now, fortunately. @SW-User

and your bits. @4meAndyou

It could have been Heads, shoulders, knees and creaks, knees and creaks. @GeniUs

Shaven or unshaven? Just need to clarify for when I sing it. @SW-User

@pennynoodles Trimmed

Thank you.....*sings.....

Or tits down to the knees in some cases. @MizzBella

aaargggh@ProdigalSummer

LOLOLOL that was a polite way of saying arse hole. @SW-User

@pennynoodles yes it was 🤭

Aw bless you Mr Pickle@Picklebobble2

@pennynoodles I really am too cynical for my own good aren't i ? 😖

It's funny. You are like me, you can laugh at yourself. @Picklebobble2

Both?@Ironicman

I'm easy going....I'm happy with either but if it's one, I'll,take the right hand nip @pennynoodles

of course!@sciguy18

how about zits.@ordinaryguy

@pennynoodles good rhyme . but wont prefer it :)

Such a cute sounding bone. @ChilledStone

I guess that is something you rub on somewhere. @Nimbus