For some stupid reason, I've said I will go camping. What humorous essentials should I take with me?
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LyricalOne · F
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ha ha ha ha , I've already packed the sun. @LyricalOne
LyricalOne · F
@pennynoodles I’d still choose the Marriott. Us Jews don’t camp.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I generally don't camp. @LyricalOne
Marcette88 · 36-40, F
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Toilet roll is packed.... @Marcette88
Marcette88 · 36-40, F
@pennynoodles If you put in in an empty CD spindle with a cover it will stay dry too!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Oo you are practical. @Marcette88
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I'm not taking her with me.....@Maggimay
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
and a mop @Newandimproved
Newandimproved · 61-69, M
@pennynoodles especially if one of them fails :)
anythingoes477 · M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
But does it keep the mozzies off? @anythingoes477
anythingoes477 · M
@pennynoodles No but per experience watching and helping...........for about 20 minutes at a time, who cares?
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I always have a pot of elbow grease to hand. @NCCindy
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Wet wipes......always wet wipes...@Ironicman
woolenmittens · 31-35, F
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
No, I don't. @woolenmittens
Yeah camping might seem like it's just about sitting around outside and getting drunk, and that's because it is. And you should bring a banana protector of course. If you have already gone camping then you should still get one for next time.
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I will bear that in mind. @MrBlueGuy
@pennynoodles Hahaha "Bear" and there's bears in the woods. You are funny! 🐻
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
summersong · F
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Would this attract or repel leopards? @summersong
TimSummers · M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Packed......and spare packed....@TimSummers
TimSummers · M
@pennynoodles Spare is always a good thing! HIDE IT because one bad burrito and everyone in camp will be wanting your toilet paper!! HAHA!! Hope you have a good time.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
lolololol@TimSummers
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Sensible. @Ghosting
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Pack a shovel.
Trust me. It's a useful tool and reminds those you're camping with NOT to mess with you !
Trust me. It's a useful tool and reminds those you're camping with NOT to mess with you !
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I'll see if it fits in my handbag. @Picklebobble2
Poet626 · 31-35, M
Toliet paper. :) Whippped cream and a vibrator. Bear spray
Poet626 · 31-35, M
@pennynoodles yep! You bring the toliet paper because if he's the Charmin bear you can appease him with it. If he's any other kind of bear you use the bearspray. You'll thank me later.
bowman81 · M
An electronic footbath/massage machine. You just might need it.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
You think so?@bowman81
Picklebobble2 · 56-60, M
Make up
High heels
Slippers.
Scented candles
High heels
Slippers.
Scented candles
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
I'll make a hole in the tent or burn it down @Picklebobble2
TheSirfurryanimalWales · 61-69, M
Ant killer.Fox repellent.Guano remover..
Newandimproved · 61-69, M
portable air conditioner
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
To protect me from Mr Noodles?@Newandimproved
Nimbus · M
Mr. Noodles.
Nimbus · M
@pennynoodles No change there then! :)
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
Ha ha ha , I think you have missed the point about camping 😜@SW-User
SW-User
@pennynoodles You [i]did[/i] say 'humorous'.