For some stupid reason, I've said I will go camping. What humorous essentials should I take with me?

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Poet626 · 31-35, M

Toliet paper. :) Whippped cream and a vibrator. Bear spray

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

Bear spray? Is it true about them sh*tting in woods then?@Poet626

Poet626 · 31-35, M

@pennynoodles yep! You bring the toliet paper because if he's the Charmin bear you can appease him with it. If he's any other kind of bear you use the bearspray. You'll thank me later.

pennynoodles · 56-60, F

I'll thank you in advance. The most you'd find in the woods over here is Paddington...but then I've heard some things about him! @Poet626