I have no idea how (or why anyone would want) to seduce an alligator. I could certainly threaten one though by telling it that if it doesn't behave, it will end up as a belt...
I know how to do this. Two years ago we were down in the Bayou South of New Orleans on one of the big, flat boats. The guide told us there was an alligator ahead lying on a fallen tree trunk. He said, "I am sure you want to see it swimming. I can soon fix that." He threw what looked like a large, white tennis ball into the water and the gator was off that trunk in an instant and paddling towards it with a purpose. The guide explained it was a giant marshmallow and that alligators cannot resit them.
Moral: ask a silly question and you might just get a sensible answer. :)
@Daltonico She, pennynoodles, is wanting to seduce an alligator. I just assumed she'd want a boy alligator, but even if she wants a girl alligator, fluttering eyelashes is always a sure winner. Alligators love eyelashes; especially when they flutter.
What a great observation. You, Serenitree, are clearly the kind of woman I have been searching for all my life. It's okay though, I know I am not worthy.
You are quite correct, it was a male alligator that I am hoping to woo. *putting my mascara on as I type.......water-proof of course.....@Daltonico @Serenitree
