The funniest joke you know by heart?

It's a little long so bear with me.

So, there's a mental hospital, right? And in the mental hospital are six specific patients. There's a sadist, a masochist, a zoophiliac, a pyromaniac, a necrophiliac, and a murderer.

One day they're sitting around eating lunch when the zoophiliac says "Hey let's all go have sex with a cat!" to which the sadist replies "No, let's have sex with a cat and then torture it!" The murderer says "How about we fuck the cat, torture it, and then kill it?" The pyromaniac says "Alright, but after we're done fucking the cat, torturing it, and killing it, let's set it on fire." The necrophiliac says "Once we have sex with, torture, kill, and light the cat on fire, can we have sex with it again?"

Finally, the masochist, who has been sitting there silently the whole time, turns around and says "meow."

I told that joke at my senior prom and everyone thought I was a fucking lunatic.

I posted this earlier. Someone asked for a joke too. 😝

It's about this mortician or Medical examiner who was amazed to see a guy with a really huge penis. He wanted to show it to his wife so he cut 🔪🐍 it off and put it in a box. That's evening he went home and gave the box to his wife.

When his wife opened the box and saw what was inside she yelled, Manuel Died?!

(If you get this urn my friend now)

Knock knock

Who’s there?

You know

You know who?

Exactly

Fe/male

FE=Iron
Male=Man

I am female, therefore I am Ironman!!

Sleep