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What shouldn't you wear in bed?

@pennynoodles True.. you have to lie sideways. Which would allow you to assume the lazy dog sex position.. if required.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Majorlatency It sounds like you might be THAT one.
@pennynoodles possibly. Except I'm a horse..
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A 10 inch strap on that you set on fire!
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@SW-User Shouldn't be too much of a problem if I dip it in the loo first.
Justafunguy · 46-50, M
@SW-User dammit man
JarJarBoom · 41-45, F
My nightgown made out of macaroni noodles
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@JarJarBoom Definitely not, those things can be scratchy.
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Wedding dress, especially on the night of the nuptials
@pennynoodles And so you should. To celebrate tear your clothes off and run around the garden..
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Majorlatency But it's dark out there, what if I stand on a hedgehog?
@pennynoodles Yes those evil little pricks. Best save your naked celebration for tomorrow when you're shopping.
sciguy18 · M
Barbed wire
Echoing · 61-69, F
@sciguy18 lol.....
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@sciguy18 Now that could be interesting.
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Suit of armor
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@SW-User Unless you want to play hard to get.
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@pennynoodles I think you might not be gotten ...😁
Madgirl · 26-30, F
chrisCA · M
@Madgirl "there does seem to be an awful lot of skin" 😂
Madgirl · 26-30, F
@chrisCA its a brillant comedy
chrisCA · M
@Madgirl Thanks for sharing. ☺
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...a big hat....and gray socks, made of wool... maybe...?
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@pennynoodles ...certainly... and to it hat and socks...😌
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@SW-User Okay a deal has been done.
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@pennynoodles.. send a photo ...please..
Graciebaby · F
If your sleeping wiv ur man/other.
Why not make a change and go to bed in something sexy and feminine.
Make his night!
mrmoose · 70-79, M
mrmoose · 70-79, M
@pennynoodles forgot to mark it nudity
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@mrmoose Hang on..... you've got your socks on!
mrmoose · 70-79, M
shaelan · 41-45, M
Your entire welding getup.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
[@shaelan It might help with morning breath though.
shaelan · 41-45, M
@pennynoodles gas mask might work better...
Nimbus · M
Salad cream.
But on occasion it has proved to be useful :)
TexasGrandpa · 61-69, M
Your husband's boss.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@TexasGrandpa You have a very good point there, I will bear it in mind.....
TexasGrandpa · 61-69, M
@pennynoodles Hehehehehehe
SweetMae · 70-79, F
Scuba gear
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@SweetMae It does help after Mr N has eaten a curry.
SweetMae · 70-79, F
@pennynoodles You do have a valid point Mrs N.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@SweetMae It's essential for survival.
gregloa · 61-69, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@gregloa But what about my chilly back
gregloa · 61-69, M
@pennynoodles that's what the covers are for
MrsKatherineArch · 41-45, F
Anything with Velcro
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@MrsKatherineArch The noise would keep you awake.....good point.
benJohnson99 · 18-21, M
wellington boots
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@benJohnson99 Unless you're in to watersports teehee
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@chrisCA Or a saddle
chrisCA · M
@pennynoodles Well. Maybe on a Saturday night. 😉
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@chrisCA lololol
royalblue1193 · 31-35, M
Anything sharp
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@royalblue1193 Damn, so my knife negligee is out of the question then?
tligtmsli · M
Little as possible
Darina · F
Nothing...I sleep naked...
Sazzio · 31-35, M
Scuba dive gear.
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@HelloHelloNde straitjacket?
sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@sighmeupforthat Aw, that can be swept under the pillow for the night.
plungesponge · 41-45, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@plungesponge What if it's a bit nippy
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SaintAdelaide · 31-35, F
Underwear 😜
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Cutiepi23 Yes.... horrible to wake up with mascara sticking your eyes together.
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Happyguy123 · 46-50, M
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@Happyguy123 I'll bear that in mind
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SailorMarz · F
@JaggedLittlePill that is quite annoying...they never stay
pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@JaggedLittlePill Never.... I agree.
caesar7 · 61-69, M
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@dudud So that's where the hole came from
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pennynoodles · 56-60, F
@TheSuburbanErrorist Lots of nudies in the house so it seems
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