What shouldn't you wear in bed?

@SW-User Sure would delay the onset of nuptials. You'd need a map..

@SW-User I doubt that will last long.

@pennynoodles You're correct as always. I look upon you as the voice of experience..

@Majorlatency I think you're the only one.

@pennynoodles No actually me and my evil twin - both.. So that's two of us including you we have enough to be a conspiracy..

@Majorlatency Oh wow..... I feel all conspiracy special now.

@pennynoodles And so you should. To celebrate tear your clothes off and run around the garden..

@Majorlatency But it's dark out there, what if I stand on a hedgehog?

@pennynoodles Yes those evil little pricks. Best save your naked celebration for tomorrow when you're shopping.