I think this is by far my least favorite hetero trope

You know when the main character is eating a burger or whatever the fuck and the dude is like “wow, I like a girl who can eat.”

I’m sorry, did your last girlfriend photosynthesize?

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plungesponge · 36-40, M

Wait till she farts like a trucker

causernamebemyusername · 26-30, M

Wait vegans don't photosynthesize?

Longpatrol · 26-30, M

But it sort of true, some chicks want to watch their figure and order a big meal but eat like a fry or two and we have to finish off her meal and ours. It's a terrible burden lol

redsauce · F

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