Anybody have any tips on hitchhiking?

Don’t

best when the driver is your fren & it's planned

You’re about 40 years too late. Lol

There are a lot of guides on how to safely hitchhike if you're serious then you should do some reading and maybe find a veteran hitchhiker online to talk to for advice. Like anything else its a skill and you can be good or bad at it.

https://hitchwiki.org/en/Hitchhiker%27s_safety

Don't

DONT. There are other means of leaving.

I know 2 major case detectives, homicide, personally. With chilling stories.
Stay out of their files.

Multiply whatever hell you think you're escaping now by a factor of 100. You've no idea the monsters cruising those roads looking for an opportunity just like you.

You could reach a galaxy if you read the guide

Don't. That's way, way too risky.

Don't.

don't

Don't feed them after midnight
Don't get them wet
Don't expose them to direct sunlight


Ohhh nevermind you wanted tips on hitchhiking 😅

Carry a gun with you, and I'm not talking about a small pink .22 caliber pea shooter.

Carry an axe with you and wear a smile... and sensible shoes.

I know [i]thumb[/i] things about it.

1. don't
2. if you must, use a weapon(s)

Be careful who you accept rides from

carry a small ball bat...

Hike your pant legs up and don't be afraid to show a little skin! And keep a stun gun close in case anyone wants to get fres! Lol