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I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

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They call me "crazy". I'm perfectly normal. Its the rest of the world that's gone insane. All these so called "average joes". It makes me sick
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Apr 17, 2017
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1980: in 2017, we gonna have floating cars 2017: Technology it is such a thing, don't you think??
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Apr 16, 2017
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My dentist told me I need a crown....... I was like I KNOW, RIGHT?
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Apr 12, 2017
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I read something today that hit close to home. I'm at that point in life where I can hide my own Easter eggs​. After about ten minutes, I'll forget where they are, then the search begins. Who says I need someone to play with! πŸ˜„
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Apr 9, 2017
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I use humor to cover up the fact that I want to jump off a bridge
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Apr 6, 2017
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After a long hard day there is nothing better than a BEER and a 1 pound Hershey's chocolate bar..... Elevated blood sugar and alcohol are the perfect combination. :)
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Mar 29, 2017
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I wouldn't do anything for a Klondike bar, but I'd do some pretty sketchy shit for whiskey and bacon......
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Mar 25, 2017
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So........ I don't think I'm welcome at Marriot anymore.......
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Mar 6, 2017
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I can relate to this story because my Dad was a backyard mechanic while I was growing up.
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Feb 28, 2017
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I currently have the runs, and I'm trying to get my wife to accept a selfie. She refused, even with a gothic noir filter. I'm glad my wife appreciates this garbage I refer to as humor.
31-35, M
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Feb 7, 2017
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Thanks, autocorrect.πŸ™„....I'm sure she's dying to know about my huge peninsula......
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Feb 6, 2017
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The hostess said to sit wherever I want, but the couple at this table are giving each other weird looks and have totally stopped talking......
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Jan 23, 2017
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This one is clever, it's obviously an x Ray of a hand and an emu!
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Jan 16, 2017
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Currently driving behind a cop......Well, well, well. Looks like the tables have turned....
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Jan 11, 2017
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I hate sharing popcorn with someone at the cinema and our fingers touch. Especially if I don't know them, and they don't know we're sharing........
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Jan 9, 2017
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Ok – well, my Christmas is over now. It’s time for you all to get out of my computer so I can go to bed. . . Go now. . . . GO HOME! 😴
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Dec 26, 2016
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...and if you can't handle my weird sense of humour well then we can't be friends. πŸ˜•
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Dec 15, 2016
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Just saw the little boy next door licking whip cream off the cat. Pretty sure he heard something he shouldn't have......
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Nov 21, 2016
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Nothing like responsibility to ruin a perfectly good day.......
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Nov 21, 2016
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When every single thing seems like a joke..all i want to do is laugh and laugh and laugh.. Is the world kidding me or am i kidding myself?! πŸ€”πŸ˜‚ This feeling.. This freedom.. makes me want to laugh.. A bubble of laughter keeps bubbling.. How was i so ...
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Nov 2, 2016
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