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But.. your my stuffed dinosaur !!

How are u even talking right now ??? 😮😮🙃

But... your my stepdad !!

Kangaroo song! Kangaroo song...KANGAROO SONG!!

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What kind of vehicle do u drive ?

Me ? Converse size 7

Gas station egg rolls are BOSS!!

Take that Panda !

When the boss steps out or goes home .. do u get comfortable? Or do u have integrity and work harder to prove yourself ??

When mine left we would get soda and munch on French fries . And the food that was so called “damaged” we ate it instead of throwing it away .. don’t tell on me plz

I don’t think a cherry popsicle is supposed to look like that Mr!!

What was eating Gilbert Grape ?

And don’t say his Momma ! 😡

I bet those golden tickets make the chocolate taste terrible ...

Just not today ..

Ohhhh... who lives in a pineapple in his aquarium??!!

What's weird to you?

What's humorous?

Happy Birthday to JuIce Newton ....

Celebrated her 69th Birthday yesterday. Her and her brother, Fig who went on to be slightly more famous. ;) I hope to have more dad jokes later. 😬

People die if they are killed...

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When the CoronaVirus ends......

Daily tasks: unfinished Sleep schedule: ruined Self esteem: inexistent Mental health: low Body: aches Life: a mess Hotel: trivago

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

It is very advanced

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Saw this the other day and thought those bastards are teasing everyone. 😅

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Guys..... Just see this.. My stupidity.. 😅 B x A = B B x B = D B x C = F B x D = H B x E = J B x F = L B x G = N B x H = P B x I = R B x J = T B x K = V B x L = X B x M = Z And so on..... Guys.... Trust me.... I found this stupid table when I wa...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I recently purchased a new Vacuum Cleaner. Earlier today BISSELL sent me an email asking for my opinion of the vacuum. I pride myself on being brutally honest.... So I told them "IT SUCKS"

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

It ts what it is...and whatever it is...thats all it is!!!!

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

My favorite joke of all time: Two cows were sitting in a strawberry tree, knitting raspberry soup. Then a horse flew by, and he hadn't seen a tractor either.

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

A photograph taken at THE BATTLE OF COVFEFE HILL (The one where they seized all those airports.....)

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Don't generalize! Everyone hates it!

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I love dad jokes <3 Feel free to share your favourite(s) :)

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I like my meat the way I like my partners. Alive.

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Rumor has it..... Colwyn mows his lawn with the Glaive I'll be very surprised if anyone on this site gets that joke. and if you do, that means we're automatically best friends

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Someday, I'm going to go to a cashier and order a $50 gift card for the store, and when the cashier asks what form of payment I'll be using I'll say, "I want to buy that with my new $50 gift card."

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Something I like to do is make words out of number plates, often makes me laugh but no one understands it! I’ll be like “hey we parked next to a bag!” And they won’t get that it says bag on the number plate. Yeah I’m silly like that 🤷‍♀️...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Yeah I`m going to hell..... but I`ll have fun in the meantime. ;)

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I think I`ll quit coffee.

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Everyone says I’m funny, it could be a joke or opinion about someone or something that they find funny. Sometimes I can say something corny which is usually embarrassing idk why I do lol I hate that I do that especially in my past relationships

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Well I found it funny.

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Whoops goes the weasel!

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

So I was looking through the owners manual for my newer car. It has 7 air bags. 8 when the wife is with me. :P

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I just accidentally summoned a demon whilst pronouncing Ikea furniture names. Still, it will come in useful. 😋

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Did you know that Hitler loved playing video games? In fact, he developed a creative/survival sandbox game himself. He called it 'MeinKampft'.

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Joe: Dude, I did NOT recognize Josh Brolin in that movie! The guy got ripped! Sam: Oh yeah... a lot of the actors do that though for these superhero films. Joe: Yeah, but still... you gotta admire the effort he put in, man. The guy's old as he...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Joe: Man, Jennifer Aniston should NOT do action movies. Sam: I didn't know she DID do action movies. Joe: Sure she did. That one where she played the assassin with like mind powers. Sam: Ah, Electra. And that's Jennifer Garner you'r...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

How weird, you ask? Find out for yourself. 😚

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

He said I was the prettiest But apparently less pretty than prunes and shitty asses of dribbling fools. Oh well

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I totally do. Im a goofball.

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Is there a period at the the end of a life sentence? 🤔

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Is it just me or does this guy look like a zombie? 😕

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I Will Regret My Scene Of Humor One Day... i had to see the community mental health team, by order of a county court, as my sanity came into question. the psychiatrist asked if i heard voices. with out even thinking, my scene of humor took over and i...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I Will Regret My Scene Of Humor One Day... i had to see the community mental health team, by order of a county court, as my sanity came into question. the psychiatrist asked if i heard voices. with out even thinking, my scene ...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

LMAO 😂 Found this unnecessarily hilarious

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

When Santa slides down your chimney right into your gingerbread house full of eggnog 😮

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

MERRY CHRISTMAS....YA FILTHY ANIMALS!

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

*scenario* The wife works at Walmart ... that`s a story for another time.. but I digress. Yesterday I went to pick her up from work and I have this thing about my truck and the small parking spaces there.... Me. I`m parked out back. Her: Okay I`l...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

So my granddad told me this joke once after I had been talking to a group of children my age (mainly girls and I was about 4 or 5 at the time if I remember correctly).. I came up to him and told him that one of the girls rolled her eyes at me becaus...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

(sitting at a stop light and the van in front of me has a Christmas tree inside it) Me. Must smell nice in there. Wife. What? Me. Well he has the whole tree in there. Wife. Yeah and? Me. Most people just hang one of those paper air freshener ...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Was a waffle a pancake before it had holes?

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

😎😂 I think it was actually funny.

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I poured root beer into a square cup. Now I just have beer. :

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I spent a weekend with some friends and my girlfriend in a neighboring city. When we left, we drove past a similar grouping of people in my girlfriend's truck, a Ford Ranger. The group included a couple who had been apparently separated from the...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I lost my teeth in a bike accident while impressing someone!!!!

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

R.I.P, R.K Laxman, the legendary creator of "The Common Man" Looks like it's the month for cartoonists.

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Ma calls me while I am out on a walk with friends. Ma: Come home. It's dark outside. Me: Thanx ma, for telling me. I hadn't noticed it yet.

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

A man received message from his neighbor.. Sorry sir I am using your wife. I am using day and night, I am using when you are not present at home, Infact I am using more than YOU are using, I confess this because now I feel very much guilty, Hope You ...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

this is real fun....... http://youtu.be/_uOidKHwA2M

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I Have A Very Stange Sense Of Humor... Do you know the feeling of laughing randomly while something serious was going on? Lol, and then when people ask what it is that your laughing about, you tell them, then they give you this...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Too bad jesus didn't study business administration. cuz he missed a shit load of disclaimers :D haha

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Kids these days : "I cut my wrists cuz i have a sore throat!" hahahahah They be like "death... despair.... Ouch! I got a paper cut!" hahahahahaha

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

This is ironic. nietzsche: 'God is dead.' god: 'nietzsche is dead.' Well, don't care what is right on that one. but one thing's for sure.. philosophy is now dead! :Dhahaha so suck on that nietzsche! :Dhahaha

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Have you ever noticed how the enzymes in a fresh fruit, eat the insides of your mouth? Now that's ironic.

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I have no idea why I laughed so much at this xD

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Guy: "I'm scared to kiss you because if I do, I know I'll never be the same again. ????" Girl: "Um... that's not how HIV spreads."

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

*Guy and girl in passionate embrace* Girl: I wish we could stay like this forever. Guy: Can you though with your ADHD?

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Here is my 8th speech from the Competent Communication manual about Hell. Enjoy muhahahaha!

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Maybe I'd have more success with online dating websites if I put up a photo of my full face like this! :P

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Its not humor but when im in a room full of people id always remain calm and literally make up a plan where id kill and takedown everyone in there, yeah im that weird lol.. Like keep smiling and answer only when someone talks to me and keep mostly to...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Have you ever noticed that ":3" looks like a deep throat BJ ? Lol #SorryNotSorry

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I just played battlefield while playing isis theme song in the background.. THAT WAS EPIC

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

the muffin is still there. Funny or slightly horrifying now? It has rained for the past 5 days. No bird or squirrel has touched it. Humans seem like they can't see it. Now I'm wondering if it's a portkey...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

In retrospect, I think it would have been more economical to buy the tuxedo we buried my uncle in, as opposed to renting it.

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

For real though! I've got it bad if I'm not smiling!

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I'm not sure why I find this so funny, but it's getting funnier every day. So some time last week I noticed this on top of the street post in my town. I drive past it every day on my way home and now we all look to see if it's still th...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I`m going to hell for laughing but ... 😂

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Actually , my mom has a weird sense of humor . This is one example ; When I was pregnant with my first , we were far away from friends and family and my husband was never home . As it got close to the due date I started to worry about complications...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Very much so. It hides my pain and sorrow too. Who else is a goofball? :)

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

My mom came over today. We're planning a family reunion in Branson and we're all staying in condos. I was talking to her about the trip and I said "yea I love condoms....😳....condos." She was like "got something on your mind ...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

It's called 'Dark Humour' and 'the pathetic attempts of making a great joke'.

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

I think I might surprise you with what I find funny.

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

My best friend and I went on holiday together last summer to Toulon, staying at a small hotel inland, and we two seventeen years old girls had a blast! We went to the beach and we teased the guys there, especially visitors, with our crazy weird beha...

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

When your a star you can grab them by the COVFEFE.....

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

Doc: It looks like you're pregnant. Girl:I'm pregnant!?? Doc: No, it just looks like you are.

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

It was awkward when she said, ......"And yet your feet are so big.".......

I Have a Weird Sense of Humor

They call me "crazy". I'm perfectly normal. Its the rest of the world that's gone insane. All these so called "average joes". It makes me sick

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