Tell me your star sign and I’ll tell you the reason you’re gonna end up in jail

Set fire to your workplace @SW-User

@SW-User 😶

Damn. This is too specific.
How about mooning a traffic officer while exceeding the speed limit?🤔 @DropTopDig

@SW-User How about doing a 500 ft burnout in front of the police station?

That’ll work. I’ll hand over the thread to you now I’m all out of ideas 😂@DropTopDig

Keeping poisonous snakes @MalteseFalconPunch

Robbed a pharmacy for a Sagittarius @SwampFlower

@SW-User that could only be for my dad 🤔

Money laundering @SW-User

@SW-User I got a good lawyer with deep pockets.

Violated restraining order @JupiterDreams

@SW-User Bahaha oh my gosh

Broke into your crushes house @RosyTheHedgehog

Grave digging for a Capricorn @DeluxedEdition

@SW-User wrong, they dug the grave and I spectated to Be sure it was perfectly covered and in the right place and the right depth 🥴

@SW-User I jest too Mr Meister

@SW-User It's Mr.Mrs.Sir-Ma'am Novascel to u😒

Same brother same @SW-User

Murder @Longpatrol

ah, sounds about right tbh@SW-User

@Longpatrol my exh/son's father. said that "but for the Grace of God, he'd be a serial killer", delusions of grandeur as well...lol

Sexual harassment @SW-User

@SW-User I was hoping for something funny 😞

Damn okay okay..not keeping off the grass@SW-User

Sexual harassment @FreeSpirit1

@SW-User 🤷‍♀️

🙅🏼‍♀️@FreeSpirit1

Bondage that ends in homicide @Dolimyte

@SW-User sounds about right.

Running a cannabis empire from your garage @NewBeginnings7790

@SW-User 😅

@Cantsayno Mastermind behind a murder

@SW-User yikes

@Havesomefun2 streaking at a sports event

Cat hoarding @TheSirfurryanimalWales

Pyromania @Keepitsimple

Crimes of passion @saragoodtimes

@SW-User when you bury a body in the woods always plant endangered shrubs on the grave. it takes forever to get EPA approval to dig the area up

Hit and run of all your exes @meggie

Framed. You’re gonna do 25 to life @biandlargeny

Speeding/smart assing a traffic cop @MiserableAtBest

Setting fire to a dumpster @Rolexeo

Helped a Capricorn to hide the body @AliceinWonderland

@SW-User lol

Stitched up by an Aries ex @Starchild1983

Death threats@Colddeadhands

@SW-User accurate

Online stalking @DrScissorhands

Quite possibly @SW-User

Oh. Well this is intriguing..chaining yourself to the White House gates to protest ?@bijouxbroussard

@SW-User Okay, perhaps you would guess. 🤭

Drugs. @SW-User

@SW-User 😑

@DeluxedEdition I thought it was the man boobs

Murder in the first degree @empanadas

@SW-User 😶😶😶🤣