Whats the weirdest thing a guest has done in your house??
For me. The weirdest thing was that this person opened my kitchen cupboards.. we are friends but you're my guest. Told her dont come into my kitchen please 🤣
Asked me if “I saw his shoes” that he had packed in his luggage. As though I would take his shoes. He was sure he had packed them in his suitcase. Like what the hell would I want with his athletic shoes?
@AntisocialTroll No it seemed he thought I had stolen his shoes. I bet he forgot to pack them and hope he felt like a fool for asking me in such a persistent way if I had “seen” them.
[i][c=BF0080]Tried to do a seance and yelled you’re gonna die(to my kids’ dad) and that they were Jesus. I respectfully asked my then almost mother in law to please leave. [/c][/i]
It's not really weird. Just an inconvenience. My sisters ex friend just has no concept of personal space because when she talks to you she's inches away from your face where you can smell what she had for dinner a week ago never mind that day. She did it to me while I was washing the dishes. Just casually walks in even though I really wasn't familiar with her at all and instead of standing at least a foot away, she decides to possess my soul with me standing there like
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@NickiHijab She's just an intimate individual. Social distancing was/is likely a major difficulty for her now.
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I found my cousins liying on my bed using my laptop I felt uncomfortable
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@SW-User how rude
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@SW-User yeah I was like... That's really disrespectful
I had a houseguest that was supposed to stay two weeks max but ended up staying three months. This was my husband's cousin. I was NOT happy! She was the house guest from HELL.
She pulled some really awful shit on a weekly basis but the weirdest was one night she and her friend met up with some guys at a bar and she brought them into my backyard to walk around and check it out at 3am!!!! My twin boys shared the front bedroom and heard them talking loudly out front and watched them go into the back yard and came to wake us up. We clearly saw them all in our backyard and when she came in, he told her not to bring people in the backyard at 3am and she denied it and said they never went into the backyard but we clearly saw all four of them in the backyard. It was really weird.
When my son and his girlfriend just started dating, she was about 16 and I came down to the kitchen at about 1am and she was washing the floor, she said she spilled something and felt bad so she just washed the whole floor....weird, but you can't get mad at that.
One of my good friends has had a couple of random dudes from dating apps meet her for the first time at my house while she’s been over to hang out. I had to tell her to stop using my house to meet her potential hookups because they all turn out to be a little crazy.
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Someone used to habitually come into my house all upset over a TV show. Week after week, she usurped the conversation with complaints about how indecently these TV show women were dressed, which led to her further bashing of women in general. I finally said to her one day, 'Look. I am not the producer, writer, director or costume designer for that show. If you insist on watching it, write to the people responsible, but don't complain to me.'
She never uttered a word about the show in my presence again.
I once had a houseguest who slept over Christmas Eve. She was stuck without transportation and a place to stay and was going to get a ride in the morning from her sister who was coming in from out of town.
She didn’t celebrate Christmas and this was completely unplanned.
Her sister was supposed to show up at 8:30 am. We think she lied to us purposefully. Her sister didn’t show up until 11 and this woman just hung around awkwardly in her pajamas. We couldn’t open our gifts, that would have been rude.
She was utterly clueless and acted as if we were inconveniencing her.
@summersong I hate to say it but someone did that at Walmart one time when I was a greeter. In the aisle next to the lunch meats. A customer came to me with a disgusted look on her face telling me as she was leaving and said it was an adult that did it and not a child. Days like that made me want to quit.
@RogueLoner I was born in a rural area of northwest Missouri. Those folks especially the older ones were very genteel people who were sweet to children. Children called their parents friends “aunt” or “uncle” and other adults Mr. or Mrs. that type of thing. Of course parents were quick to discipline them as gently as they could so they wouldn’t be offensive to others. The culture is different was different in Oklahoma when we moved down here.
When my father passed we received a ton of flowers at the house and at the funeral home. We did not plan anything to be done at house except rest and visit with family we hadn't seen in a long time.
I gave a flower to my first cousin and this mouthy woman stood up and started taking vases of flowers. My Mom told her to get out and to leave the flowers.
One woman had a shouting match with my partner. She threatened to burn my house down. She found herself in the street pronto. I called the cops and told them what happened. The woman was gone when the cops showed up.
We had a barbecue and one of the guests went into the bathroom and performed minor surgery on their fingernail leaving blood, a piece of skin, part of a fingernail, pieces of bloody tissue, and our fingernail clippers laying all inside and outside of the sink.
My neighbor and friend comes over to borrow corsets, to wear for her hubby while they have sex. I bought some (her size) and just keep them here for her to borrow. Mine are a little tight on her
@TexChik Dear Wife loves to wear them. Hers are the real ones that I have to tie up in the back. They do look so sexy on her under her jacket or over a long flowing skirt when we go to something formal
@TexChik It can be fun. It can also be a challenge since I can easily tighten it too much for her to wear over extended periods of time. She can take it really tight for about 2 hours and then.....
I have a good friend whom I call "My Annoying Friend". He feels perfectly free to go into my kitchen and rearrange the contents of my cabinets and my freezer.
Opened up all my blinds and said, I like it like this! What an ass. I closed them all down again. Gosh my dog at the time was panting because it was so hot. Poor Bruno.
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Grabbed himself and was adjusting his man bits in front of me 🙄
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@SW-User Don't you hate that? I had relatives who did that too. 🧐
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@SW-User I was adjusting my underwear for crying out loud.
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@SW-User it's just so rude and inappropriate..I mean ...go to the bathroom and do that...geeez🤦♀️
A friend once brought a cousin whom I’d never met before to my home. I had my bare feet resting on an ottoman, and while she and I were talking, he pulled his phone out and took a picture of them. I asked him what he was doing and he mumbled something I couldn’t understand. She grabbed his phone, deleted the picture and apologized. They left shortly afterwards. 😳
@DeWin He was a big kid for his age, and she took him under her wing. She was what we call a "flake", and her children were both younger. I think she was training him as a babysitter, but that bombed out when she took him shopping and he decided to shoplift.
@DeWin I am sorry for what happened to you. That was a horrible beginning to your life...😞🤗
My own son was simply a spoiled brat, with a brand new full length leather coat, and he had JUST asked me the week before INSIDE the same store where he was caught, why he couldn't switch the price stickers on two soccer balls and get a nicer brand more cheaply. I carefully pointed out the security cameras to him, and explained that he was on camera at all times.
He went shopping there again the following week with our neighbor, and apparently he didn't believe me...because he loaded up his inside pockets with fishing lures and got caught.
The ex and I went to court with him, and we spoke to the judge in advance and we asked the judge to go really hard on my son, to teach him a lesson.
The judge's idea of "really hard" was to give him community service at a local church food pantry, where I received complaints from the pastor who ran the place because my son was the number one slacker.
Gave some excuse about their dogs not going into the back yard with mine and said they were house trained. They were not. And the guests didn't clean up after their mutts. I'd like to say I put the doo doos in their glove compartment, but that was just a passing fancy. Bastards.
Tried to give me a “wake up” fright while I was snoozing, but as he woke me up he shaft himself when I pulled the blade out from under the bed as a defence mechanism. Gave him more of a fright so the home went back on him lol.
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I used to be friends with a guy with no arms. Once when visiting he used my bathroom before leaving. I went in later and saw that he had thrown my toothbrushes into the toilet..
Was it just random, or was she trying to find a cup, a glass, something like that? If I know the host I would think nothing of trying to get my own drinking glass.
@iamonfire696 tell him your girls don't talk, or better yet, have your husband say something to him. Bet he stops then! I'm sorry you're dealing with that!
