I Love Jokes And Riddles

A thief said to me once, in a dark alley: Your money or your life !!! 🔫
I said: I´m recently divorced, bro! What money are you talking about????
We hugged and cryed together.😩😢

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xixgun · M

Dog goes to Heaven. Comes up to St Peter.
"Why should I let you in," says Pete
"I was a wonderful dog. I was very loyal and served my master faithfully"
"Alright, in ya go."

Second dog comes up to St Peter.
"Why should I let you in," says Pete
"Well, I saved my master's life when he fell out of a boat!"
"Alright, in ya go."

Cat comes up to St Peter.
"You're in my spot."

CharlieZ · 70-79, M

@xixgun 😁
I wonder on how would it sound the check in of an Ex Wife....

SW-User

hahaha...hilarious!😂😂😂

CharlieZ · 70-79, M

@SW-User 😁

SweetMae · 70-79, F

😆

CharlieZ · 70-79, M

@SweetMae 🤣

Degbeme · 70-79, M

😂

CharlieZ · 70-79, M

@Degbeme 🤣

bijouxbroussard · F

ROFL ! The company where I worked had such a reputation for long, long hours that we had a similar running joke:
Thief says: “Your money or your life !”
Me: “I work for XYZ company ! You must know I have neither one !” 😏

CharlieZ · 70-79, M

@bijouxbroussard 😃

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