I Love Jokes And Riddles

A thief said to me once, in a dark alley: Your money or your life !!! 🔫
I said: I´m recently divorced, bro! What money are you talking about????
We hugged and cryed together.😩😢

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xixgun · M

Dog goes to Heaven. Comes up to St Peter.
"Why should I let you in," says Pete
"I was a wonderful dog. I was very loyal and served my master faithfully"
"Alright, in ya go."

Second dog comes up to St Peter.
"Why should I let you in," says Pete
"Well, I saved my master's life when he fell out of a boat!"
"Alright, in ya go."

Cat comes up to St Peter.
"You're in my spot."

CharlieZ · 70-79, M

@xixgun 😁
I wonder on how would it sound the check in of an Ex Wife....