I Love Jokes And Riddles

A thief said to me once, in a dark alley: Your money or your life !!! 🔫
I said: I´m recently divorced, bro! What money are you talking about????
We hugged and cryed together.😩😢

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bijouxbroussard · F

ROFL ! The company where I worked had such a reputation for long, long hours that we had a similar running joke:
Thief says: “Your money or your life !”
Me: “I work for XYZ company ! You must know I have neither one !” 😏

CharlieZ · 70-79, M

@bijouxbroussard 😃