I miss the 90's. When bread was still good for you and nobody knew what kale was.

There was a long stretch when ignorance was bliss and people were feeding you with the express purpose of “putting some meat on those bones.”

I’m still not sure whether proper diet makes you live longer or whether it just makes it [b]seem[/b] interminable.

Gas was affordable, beef was what was for dinner, and you were still expected to walk your wife/GF all the way to the gate at the airport for the trip you aren't going on.

Yeah, wheat didn't hurt me back then like it does now. I don't know exactly what it is but it causes inflammation and pain in my joints.

*gives you all-organic, gluten-free kale bread*

*charges you quadruple*

I miss the snacks

Bread already made you fat by then. I miss the 60s when even [b]white[/b] bread was healthy.