Should scalped it,,joke::At the World Cup final, a man notices an empty seat next to him.He asks, “Who would miss the World Cup final?” The other guy replies, “That was my wife’s seat. We’ve been to the last five finals together… but she passed away.” The man says, “I’m so sorry… but couldn’t a family member come instead?” The guy... See More »
I told my wife that now my uncle will rest in peaceShe asked if he passed away. I said no, my aunt did.
Me: *pulls out box from my closet* *holds up urn* dang birthgiver you need some lotionShe went back in the box with no lotion 😡 she can stay ashy The only reason I took the urn out is because I’ve been struggling lately and trying to forgive her for everything
In the mood for morbid stuffPlease share pictures, links, movie recommendations and anything else you might think I'll enjoy. No animal or child cruelty tho!
VERY DARK HUMOR 💀 When my wife was in labor......the doctor came in and said, “I’ll be the one to deliver your baby.” I said, “No thanks, we’d like him to keep his liver.“
Dark Humour | It's not for everyone 😁 I dedicate this to all the so-called leaders, politicians, billionaires and people (who are falling for propaganda) who are destroying our beautiful world. 🖕 (1)
Dark Humor again ::: My Son is now at that age where he's curious about female body.I guess I'll have to hide it somewhere else now.💀
