I'm going to start writing my nightmares into stories.It's like a blockbuster horror every night π
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic......I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.π
Dark Humor..not everybody gets it :A plane is flying over the MediterraneanA pilots voice comes on And says a terrible thing has happened. Weβve lost both engines and weβre gonna have to land in the Mediterranean. The plane will stay afloat for a very short time. And weβll be able to open the door just long enough that... See More Β»