Good and bad news..you know the drill but dark so TW
A woman is in the doctor's office.
Doctor: Your husband has been in a terrible accident.
Woman: Oh no! Tell me....
Doctor: There's good news and bad news.
Woman: Tell me the bad news first.
Doctor: Well, most of the bones in his body are broken. Many of his organs are ruptured. His head is severely injured and he is permanently brain damaged. He will never regain consciousness, speak, or even recognise you. For the rest of his life he will be bed-ridden. You will need to turn him once an hour to prevent pressure sores. You will need to feed him, wash him, cut his hair and nails, supervise his bowel movements and wipe his rear end, clean his teeth, and...
Woman: Tell me the good news!
Doctor: I was just kidding. He's dead.
Doctor: Your husband has been in a terrible accident.
Woman: Oh no! Tell me....
Doctor: There's good news and bad news.
Woman: Tell me the bad news first.
Doctor: Well, most of the bones in his body are broken. Many of his organs are ruptured. His head is severely injured and he is permanently brain damaged. He will never regain consciousness, speak, or even recognise you. For the rest of his life he will be bed-ridden. You will need to turn him once an hour to prevent pressure sores. You will need to feed him, wash him, cut his hair and nails, supervise his bowel movements and wipe his rear end, clean his teeth, and...
Woman: Tell me the good news!
Doctor: I was just kidding. He's dead.
