Dark Humor..after midnight edition

A couple is driving on a deserted road to make love, but they forget to set the handbrake. The car rolls over a cliff, and the man is pinned inside while the woman is thrown clear, naked.
She panics, but the man tells her to use one of his shoes to cover herself and go find help. She finds a truck driver and cries, "My boyfriend! My boyfriend! He’s stuck and I can’t get him out!"
The man replies:

"Ma'am, if he's in that far, I'm afraid there's no hope for him