So I mailed in my vote...

Next thing I knew, this navy recruiter was at my door. I had to let him in. Can't say no to Uncle Sam. Nor can I willingly pay taxes to Uncle Sam, but that's another story and you better keep your goddamn mouth shut! Anyways, he sits on my couch, goes on and on about how I would be perfect for the nuclear program. I take the test and sure enough, I score a ten million. Because that's what perfect people like me do. We score high and we score big. I should be at Vegas right now. But yeah, the recruiter hangs out with me and my friend, Bad Chad. Bad Chad also scores high on the test. Both of us are set to be cannonballs in the US Navy! But sadly, the recruiter comes down with COVID and dies horribly, gasping for air in a hospital bed. And no one is none the wiser about our scores. But at least we voted!