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no sext life atm. but honestly most of the time sexting is really awkward for me (fun, but awkward), so that's fine.
When i sext i get carried away & talk about getting pregnant & building a life together & then it kills the mood
SailorMarz · F
@DarlingSelah lmao i can't
Straylight · 31-35, F
@DarlingSelah 😂🤣
Straylight · 31-35, F
Any time we're not together, we're texting what we're going to do when we are.
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SailorMarz · F
@Straylight it sounds like you guys fuck a lot
Straylight · 31-35, F
@SailorMarz Alright, that may be a [i]slight[u] exaduration.
Straylight · 31-35, F
@SailorMarz But we do sext pretty often
BeefySenpie · M
I prefer witty, flirty (some would say lame, but they'd be wrong) texts. It's all about suggestion. Trying to roleplay a sex scene through texts is just weird
BeefySenpie · M
@SailorMarz Yeah, I didn't sign up to drama school for a reason 🙄
SailorMarz · F
@BeefySenpie drama was fun sometimes *reminisces on her drama years*
BeefySenpie · M
@SailorMarz I just observe SW drama and enjoy 🍿
SW-User
Kinky. Last time I came 12 times, lol.
SailorMarz · F
@JonathanC ew
crownedwithlaurel97 · 26-30, F
@SailorMarz 😂😂
JonathanC · 61-69, M
@crownedwithlaurel97 You too. ;)😘
ForeverGrowingOld · 22-25, F
The last person I sexted was Irvy..
SailorMarz · F
@ForeverGrowingOld You're a doll 💜
ForeverGrowingOld · 22-25, F
@SailorMarz ily ❤❤❤❤
SailorMarz · F
SW-User
This post makes me wanna know what these SW couples are like lmao
It's a secret
@SailorMarz yep, it's also interesting 😏
SailorMarz · F
@SooperSarah oh reall?. 😏
@SailorMarz uh huh
YourBuddyRandall · 26-30, M
Pretty dang good. 😳😳
SwampFlower · 31-35, F
DO TELL @YourBuddyRandall
YourBuddyRandall · 26-30, M
@SwampFlower *hides*
sarabee1995 · 26-30, F
Lol, my sext life is non-existent. I don't do that. 🤷♀️
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
you know how hard it is to stick mah pecker into the CD drive..
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
@SW-User well that beats 'the one eyed blue veined purple headed junker pumper' huh? ;D
SW-User
@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout it was either that or "heat seeking moisture missile"
Hey baby, get your heatseekingmoisturemissile over here and flap my fanny......you bloody tosser!!
Hey baby, get your heatseekingmoisturemissile over here and flap my fanny......you bloody tosser!!
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP
lolz
DeWayfarer · 61-69, M
There are pervs and then there are PERVS. I find your tastes are not in either category. Quite tame really.
Can anyone that has been alone for decades really have much of a sex life?
Can anyone that has been alone for decades really have much of a sex life?
BigbangFACTS · M
I don’t understand how people sext. All that typing would get me out the mood.
She has to give me her voice at least.
She has to give me her voice at least.
Quizzical · 46-50, M
A lot healthier than my sex life (which is on life-support) 😒
SailorMarz · F
@Quizzical Yikes. Atleast one of them is doing well? Let's just look at the bright side lol
Quizzical · 46-50, M
InvaderNice · 26-30, M
Lol you’re not a perv until you start appearing in everyone’s inbox asking for nudes.
SailorMarz · F
@InvaderNice i call that desperate lol
SW-User
It's fine thanks for asking. How's yours?
SailorMarz · F
@SW-User i rather talk about yours 😏
Pfuzylogic · M
Sext is better on SnapChat
shaelan · 41-45, M
None. You taking applications?
Fntxcple · 41-45, M
Pretty fabulous!
deadgerbil · 22-25
My sext life is bone dry 😂
SW-User
It's dead currently.
HelterSkelter1 · M
Non existent
ViciDraco · 36-40, M
I'll have to get back to you in the event I actually gain a SW lover.
DDonde · 31-35, M
Lol, nah nothing going on.
SailorMarz · F
@DDonde don't forget the "Yet" 😏
JaggedLittlePill · 46-50, F
Am I supposed to have a sext life?!
SailorMarz · F
@JaggedLittlePill Only if you wanna lol