I'm a perv. I see SW couples and wonder how they are when they sext eachother

How's your sext life?

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TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

you know how hard it is to stick mah pecker into the CD drive..

SW-User

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout you called it a pecker though...

SailorMarz · F

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout You're not doing it right, obvs

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

@SW-User whats your pet name fer doodles?.

SW-User

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout one-eyed trouser trout!!!!

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

@SW-User well that beats 'the one eyed blue veined purple headed junker pumper' huh? ;D

SW-User

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout it was either that or "heat seeking moisture missile"

Hey baby, get your heatseekingmoisturemissile over here and flap my fanny......you bloody tosser!!

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 41-45, MVIP

lolz