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JESUS IS YOUR VALENTINE

WoodyAq · M
I just want him to be gentle...

WoodyAq · M
@Starsandfire Those are fine qualities, but I'm not sure excessive humility is sexy.
WoodyAq · M
@Starsandfire In the spirit of the post:

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Starsandfire · 31-35, F
@WoodyAq you never know. PHWOOARRR
How’s that bloody crucifixion valentine present working out for ya?
Pfuzylogic · M
That would be true.
God expressed Love like no other through the gift of his Son.
AlasPoorYorick · 51-55, M
Man, that loser brought me loaves and fishes crammed in a heart-shaped box.
That0ne · 26-30, M
Jesus don’t give no head tho
Starsandfire · 31-35, F
@That0ne how do you know, have you asked him?
That0ne · 26-30, M
@Starsandfire his momma is a virgin so he’s definitely not into sex
StevetheSleeve · 31-35, M
Perfect. I’ll just make these roses into a crown
Dancingxghost · 36-40, M
He is also my co-pilot even when I dont own a car
Thevy29 · 41-45, M
I don't swing that way...
Bagalamaga · 56-60, M
Jesus is dead
Starsandfire · 31-35, F
@Bagalamaga he lives in your valentine heartsss
5thApprentice · 31-35, M
Zaphod42 · 46-50, M
He's late then. Dude better at least have a dozen roses and a box of chocolates when he does show. 😏
Dolimyte · 41-45, M
Is he a top, or a bottom?
Starsandfire · 31-35, F
@Dolimyte bottom for OUR sins
Dolimyte · 41-45, M
@Starsandfire he wants us to sin in his bum?

 
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