Give me an absurd advice

always select a large hammock and small dogs (corgi's preferred) for a home made whack a mole game.

According to SpongeBob wisdom, it's illegal to lick doorknobs on different planets. I suggest everyone refrain from such an impulse.

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Waste all your money

Do unto others, then run.

Don't wank to much or your hand will drop off.

Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan? 🤔

There's only one way to prevent unwanted pregnancies, and that's anal sex.

If you drop a bullet into your furnace, it will explode