Which do you find most attractive: Someone who is funny, or someone who is intelligent? And yes i know im both

@BadLion You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by avoiding it today.

@AthrillatheHunt I am British...

@Fairydust then you are my favourite
(Spelled it correctly for ya)

@AthrillatheHunt thanks I feel honoured 🙄😬

@walabby many comedians
have to pretend to be dumb or street to sell their acts but they are intelligent wordsmiths

@AthrillatheHunt Absolutely!

@walabby many comedians who talk ghetto were actually raised middle class.
The low class speech is part of the act

@smiler2012 There's nothing more difficult than trying to find a piece of hay in a massive stack of needles.

@TJNewton 🤫 sorry i do not follow your point

@SW-User So I went to the jewellers buy a watch, and the man in the shop said "Analogue" I said "No, just a watch

@TJNewton 😆

@Magenta These are the 3 rings of marriage : The Engagement ring, the Wedding ring and the Suffering.

@faithfulhusband funny looking , does it counts ?

@faithfulhusband Did you know that if you only have 4 minutes to live the only thing a doctor can do is boil you an egg ?

@TJNewton hahahaha I did not

@DearAmbellina2113 Did you here about the lemon that slept around : It ended up with aids

@DearAmbellina2113 👆

@SW-User Why is that ?

@SW-User Here is an old saying for you. You don't rob a bank if the getaway car has a flat tyre

@StarLily A smart man makes a mistake, learns from it, and never makes that mistake again. But a wise man finds a smart man and learns from him how to avoid the mistake altogether

@AthrillatheHunt Meeting someone new would be like getting a new phone. You have to start again, input all of your information into them while trying to get to know their functions.

@TJNewton that’s a great analogy.

@SW-User You didn't choose from the choices i gave you

@TJNewton I didn't see a purpose so therefore I chose not to.

@SW-User So you mean you would have chosen one if you saw a dolphin ?

@awhitedot To cut a long story short... use fewer words.

@TJNewton brilliant.

@awhitedot 😂

@SW-User Theres only one thing worse than meditation and that is sitting down doing nothing

@TJNewton i think homework is pretty bad

@SW-User 🙂

@Julien With my ex wife it was sex sex and sex yes thats right 3 times in 28 years

@TJNewton you want a medal ? 😂

@Julien I dont accept awards :)

@SoulKey What do you buy then ? :)

@TJNewton I buy online these days, what about you?

@SoulKey The same apart from food

@JoePourMan 👍

@HootyTheNightOwl 2 women called at my door and asked what bread I ate, when I said "White" they lectured me on the benefits of brown bread for 30 minutes
They were Hovis witnesses

@badminton Either :)

@CereBellum What do cats use to make coffee : A purrcolator

@TJNewton Meowizer.

@MrsKatherineArch Theres only one thing worse than meditation and that is sitting down doing nothing

@SirBenedictTheSecond Who was the first person to look at a cow and say 'I think I'll squeeze These pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

@SkeetSkeet [youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SND3v0i9uhE]

@TJNewton it doesnt have to be over the top. I would just rather spend my time having fun than with a nerd who is potentially dull af.

@SkeetSkeet I once went out with a girl who was a leper. At first things were great, but eventually things began to fall apart

@SW-User 😂