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SW-User
I’m flexible for a start
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Elessar · 26-30, M
@SW-User Today I walked from work and I picked the road parallel to the beach; in spite of being night and being winter I was still tempted to go for a swim 😅
popmol · 22-25, M
@SW-User well keep up the quirks queen!
SW-User
It's not overweight
Riverman · 56-60, M
@SW-User Resurrecting an old line,if I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?😉
Synyster · 51-55, M
@SW-User Oh damn, you now know. 🤫 ☺️
SW-User
@Synyster 😄
SW-User
I'm tiny and can hide in cupboards
popmol · 22-25, M
@SW-User ooh yeah thats why woman wear heels :)
Straylight · 31-35, F
@SW-User Is that what I keep hearing in there?
SW-User
@Straylight No...maybe. Don't tell, k?
Dusty101 · F
Chubby little ankles to keep me balanced on my skateboard.
SW-User
I dunno. Maybe if a Jedi savior needed a warm place to survive he could slice me open after I freeze to death and climb inside.
popmol · 22-25, M
@SW-User haha i can do that too :)
SW-User
@popmol We're all heroes in different ways.
popmol · 22-25, M
@SW-User yesh!
Quicksilver87 · 26-30, M
I can eat anything but I never gain my weight.
popmol · 22-25, M
i still don't understand :(
rckt148 · 61-69, M
A very high tolerance to pain
I squint in the day ,but I see like a hawk at night
it it breathes ,I see it
and my elbow is professionally trained for the coffee cup curl
not everyone can drink coffee while still laying in a bed
but I have it down to a science
have a good one young man ,,hope your having a good day ,or night,
depending where you are
I squint in the day ,but I see like a hawk at night
it it breathes ,I see it
and my elbow is professionally trained for the coffee cup curl
not everyone can drink coffee while still laying in a bed
but I have it down to a science
have a good one young man ,,hope your having a good day ,or night,
depending where you are
I'm pretty compact. And, I can take a lickin and keep on tickin... as they say.
summersong · F
It’s fairly strong, doesn’t look terrible, and carries me wherever I need it to.
popmol · 22-25, M
@summersong sounds like a perfect combination!
CountScrofula · 41-45, M
Opposable thumbs are a pretty big deal.
Straylight · 31-35, F
@CountScrofula A developed frontal lobe is nothing to sneeze at.
popmol · 22-25, M
@CountScrofula impressive :)
xSharp · 31-35, M
thick skull, superfast wolverine metabolism and i have a severe allergy to all dairy products which will deny me the ability to become an obese cow from eating pizza and cake all day even if i am physically incapable of exercising safely
Elessar · 26-30, M
Severe myopia gives me an unbelievable level of detail when I look at something close. Like, I can clearly seen subpixels in small screens 😅
SW-User
No, its function is to get me from point A to point B. I'm good as long as it keeps functioning!
popmol · 22-25, M
@SW-User xD well it does its job so i guess you're functioning alright!
SW-User
@popmol Yep so far! lol
popmol · 22-25, M
@SW-User xD
BrattyMel · 31-35, F
Ummmmmmm no?
SW-User
I'm pretty skinny so I can fit in tight places :) I also seem to have a lot of endurance power; I can bike for hours without getting tired.
popmol · 22-25, M
@SW-User that is impressive!
It's little enough to default into the Lotus position when I'm sitting on chairs.
popmol · 22-25, M
@LittleBlueAngelBoy lotus position?
Cross-legged, basically. Like for meditation. Can put your ankles up on your thighs, too. Good for channeling Kundalini energy.
popmol · 22-25, M
@LittleBlueAngelBoy don't know what those energies are but cool :) you're elastic!
redredred · M
I'm somewhat tall (6'2"), I have surprisingly good hearing and I have the stamina to hike or walk all day.
Longpatrol · 31-35, M
I can’t run or swim faster than anything trying to kill me so I guess no.
popmol · 22-25, M
@Longpatrol that sucks :(
Fortunately, it is still functional.
SW-User
i can eat all the fucking cake and still not get fat
popmol · 22-25, M
@SW-User kirby?
Harriet03 · 41-45, F
Not like it used to!!!😞
Keeper · M
Mighty quick glove hand 🏒
juiceyangel333 · 31-35, F
Yeah all the holes function
popmol · 22-25, M
@juiceyangel333 like what? you can have children thats handy!
SW-User
It's tall. Comes in handy sometimes.
popmol · 22-25, M
@SW-User being tall is handy :)
Straylight · 31-35, F
My skin is water proof, I can see a wide enough spectrum of colour to render most natural camouflage useless, while not as fast as some animals, my body has greater endurance, the shock effect allows me to soldier through terrible injury until I can reach safety.
DeezNutz · M
I’m strong and fit.
AlmostAnAngel · 100+, F
It's still working.
popmol · 22-25, M
@AlmostAnAngel thats all?
SW-User
I'm tall (5'10") 😅
popmol · 22-25, M
@SW-User yo'ure a tall lady thats perfect :)
silentkillx2 · F
Yes, it can walk.
Synyster · 51-55, M
😂😂😂😂
CharlieZ · 70-79, M
I´m bald.
MartinTheFirst · 22-25, M
why are you always being a perv? 🍿
popmol · 22-25, M
@MartinTheFirst me a perv since when?