Do you have family members that try to force you to dance at every single stinking family function?

Especially weddings. Oh my god I don't dance. I am not a dancer and I definately don't dance around in front of other people unless I drink a metric crap ton of liquor. Sheesh two years ago a cousin of mine got married and she and a few other family members tried to bring my grumpy cat self to dance with the others. I said fine. Stood for a minute on the dance floor and went back to the table and drank. GAHHHHHH I AM NOT A PERFORMING MONKEY! THIS MONKEY DOESNT DANCE MONKEY DANCE TO THE ORGAN GRINDERS SONG. I have another wedding to attend this summer and they best believe I'm not dancing.