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[c=#BF0000]The more you distance yourself from religion the more you start to see the idiocy of it all [/c]
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deadgerbil · 22-25
@SW-User Repent! 😈
SW-User
@deadgerbil [c=#BF0000]Naw[/c]
Elegy · 46-50
There is a whole lot of tap dancing to make everything fit together under creationism.
daisymay · 51-55, T
You see, Satan put those fossils there as a test of faith.
If you believe in dinosaurs, you failed the test. 🤷♀️
If you believe in dinosaurs, you failed the test. 🤷♀️
daisymay · 51-55, T
@Pikachu [quote]I'm not familiar with that.[/quote]
Oh, this must be remedied immediately:
A joke, by Emo Phillips
[quote]Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.[/quote]
Oh, this must be remedied immediately:
A joke, by Emo Phillips
[quote]Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.[/quote]
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Carazaa · F
@SW-User It is reliable for me. I totally rely on the Bible. I would die for Gods word.
Soramarie · 26-30, F
Dinosaurs are in the Bible. Also 7 days is interpreted many ways. 7 could in the original translation mean 7 million
anythingoes477 · M
@canusernamebemyusername Well of course they do.
Time to move on I think. I never have been to LA LA Land but I'm positive I don't want to go. :-) Bye now
Time to move on I think. I never have been to LA LA Land but I'm positive I don't want to go. :-) Bye now
@anythingoes477 LA has horrible traffic:3
anythingoes477 · M
@canusernamebemyusername Ah.... bored. Just killing time fucking with people. lol lol That's right out of my playbook. Lol
God spread them into different layers for entertainment purposes and mental experiments.
@Pikachu I have heard from the creation museum that they are in different layers cause the slowest ones where buried first in the flood.
But In that case I would expect to see raptors and compies in the top layers and plants and brachiosauri on the bottom.
But In that case I would expect to see raptors and compies in the top layers and plants and brachiosauri on the bottom.
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Yeah i've heard that too. A pretty facile argument.
Still doesn't explain why we never find a whale in the same layer as a trilobite.
Yeah i've heard that too. A pretty facile argument.
Still doesn't explain why we never find a whale in the same layer as a trilobite.
@Pikachu Trilobites are speedy:3
Pherick · 41-45, M
The devil put those bones there!!!! 😈
Platoscave · F
because "creationism" is
idiocy.
idiocy.
Platoscave · F
@Pikachu well that a good enuf definition 4 me.
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Stefan136 · 26-30, M
I wouldn't take the religious books as seriously if I were you.
Platoscave · F
@Stefan136 Actually people like Joseph Campbell took them very seriously as the collective mythology of the times .... There is a deep truth there but NOT the one the FUNDIES think is so apparent.
Stefan136 · 26-30, M
@Pikachu That's why I'm saying, don't take it that seriously. This simply means that when we, as human beings, developed a higher consciousness, we were aware of multiple types of lifeforms that developed over the passing time Earth had before we got there, mutating over the years. But since we were the ones who got the glimpse that they all exist in different places (which are their own natural habitats), people reference it as if upon the creation of our conscious world becoming more evolved, so does the existence of all these different forms. That's all there is to it, but plenty would like to have you think otherwise.
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Isn’t that called evolution 🤔 lol