Can someone come to my job and attack me, I need a few paid weeks off.

I fell on the stairs and they just shrug it off, sooo yea that bad we're talking aboutttt.

What's it going to take..?

I know a cat that would be perfect for the job..




BTW... I would expect that you do the same sometime down the road for moi..

Okay, I've been training for this moment

Don't worry, a woman who falls down the stairs is looking for time off but a woman who's pushed down the stairs by a man disguised as Shrek... well in your case they might just laugh at you but can I do it anyway?

Some say the pain is the reward. I don't, but some do.

Uhhhh we're very close
Hold my halal beer
🏃‍♀

I'll send a nice lady over to club you

Nope....not falling for this one again. @ShepherdBard screwed that up and I had to sit a week in county :P

I can poke you nonstop.

I wouldn’t be able to do it to such a sweet frog 🥔🥴😍🥰

You need someone evil like Deggy to do such awful thing 🥔😡💣