I just realized that ASAP could mean As Slow As Possible. 🥴

You reply as sassy as possible 🙄

I does, and always will, now 😅

I guess my walking stick is barking and dragging me to the dog park :o

Possibly

It does in France !

You think that's bad?

The world makes so much more sense now 😲

That makes sense. Any excuse people can have to be lazy.

Or
As Sexy As Possible

Hit me with DM photo Wife and make it ASAP