Yo, a colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.

Herman says Hiiiii!!!

Stay away from my colon yo

remove his colon, make it into a sandwich for the friend and then eat it, then both are true

Her man will eat anything 🤷‍♂ i bet she loves her man 😉

I think we need to perform a colonoscopy on that last sentence!

I got to have hot sauce on mine.
Wine won’t wash it down.

I hope he rinsed it properly first

Very different and very concerning

Herman ate his friend's colon sandwhich! Bingo!

Hopefully he boiled it first

Herbert ate his friend's taco; Herbert's friend's taco was happy.

I will share my sandwich with Herman and that’s it 🥹