Gonna have to pull the “Gas is too expensive I can’t make it into work” excuse next time I call in 😂

I put $30 in yesterday...it wasn't even a quarter of a tank....Thanks Donald💩💩💩

I’m going to have to take over the straight of Hormuz myself… 😑

Do like they did in the cheech and chong movie up in smoke

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Let me know how that works. Lol

My approach is to say “ I cannot come in today; I have an eye problem.” The problem? I just can’t see coming into work.

I'm guessing you already said every relative is dead