What's the funniest way you ever seen someone get fired from a job.

We had to have a lady escorted off the property because she hit a pole (huge telephone pole) in the parking lot while driving a company vehicle and the owner told her she'd have to pay for it. So she said, why are y'all parked in the parking lot anyway if y'all had parked on the street I would have had more room to back out (which made no sense) she would not leave so we ended up calling police the whole time that we were waiting for them to arrive she was talking trash about everybody I was just dying laughing. 2 male employees dragged her outside