I kind of feel like I need to be slapped in the face with a salmon today to get myself in motion

that's exactly what happened to me
I hardly ever miss work, but when I got up I just felt off
I had a headache and I felt nauseated

I prefer just drinking coffee ☺

That would not feel nice at all

Here! You should be good to go now! 🤭😅

Can tell you're struggling. You're talking like Ned Ryerson.

Many slaps coming your way.

Yes, the good ol' chilled fish-slap in the face will get most people moving.