Tell me about the most insane over the top coworker you ever had to deal with ??

Her name was Claire. She was the oldest rep in the office...prune faced, and with a nasty personality to match her face. She was SO out there, that after I was out for 13 days after surgery, she walked up to me and told me she KNEW I had been out because I just wanted a free vacation.

I lifted up my shirt and SHOWED that b!tch my stitches. That shut her up. She didn't even apologize...just huffed off.