These questionnaires. If hired, will you steal from your workplace?

Why yes, yes I will! I will steal everything I possibly can! Please hire me! I guess if you say you won't, they hire you and you do get caught stealing, they can wave that questionnaire under your nose and call you a liar to boot.

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sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M

Then you have a court date for larceny.

Employees like you deny your fellow workers much compensation.

You're an liability that we can't afford.

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

I am not saying I would steal dude. I am saying, who would say they are going to steal on an application for employment, regardless of whether or not they intend to steal.