These questionnaires. If hired, will you steal from your workplace?

Why yes, yes I will! I will steal everything I possibly can! Please hire me! I guess if you say you won't, they hire you and you do get caught stealing, they can wave that questionnaire under your nose and call you a liar to boot.

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Vgore0304 · 26-30, F

I wouldn't steal from my workplace cause it really high pay. And it a good company and boss actually treats every one with respect and they only hire people that 18 and abrove

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

Nice I want to work there. :)

Vgore0304 · 26-30, F

@DanielChristensen: hope you don't mind being around chicken sense it a chicken processing plant one thing i,like is it weekly pay

cherokeepatti · 61-69, F

Haha, sounds like Walmart's masterfully written questions on their job applications...trying to weed out potential store thieves before they can get hired.

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

Yeah I have applied at grocery stores before. This one was for a bookstore.

NCCindy · 36-40, F

I assume you're also going to bring a loaded handgun to work ... so your boss better be nice to you !!!

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

🔫😨

Jakey75 · 61-69, M

That really is a silly question on an employment questionaire. It is right out of Dilbert!

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

Yes that is what I meant. Who would say they are going to steal?

Peaches · F

WOW, 😳 never seen an application for a job like this before⁉ Kind of redickaless.

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

I was applying with a bookstore chain. They ask you questions like that for retail store positions, grocery stores, in my experience.

sighmeupforthat · 46-50, M

Then you have a court date for larceny.

Employees like you deny your fellow workers much compensation.

You're an liability that we can't afford.

DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

I am not saying I would steal dude. I am saying, who would say they are going to steal on an application for employment, regardless of whether or not they intend to steal.

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DanielChristensen · 46-50, M

doh

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