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Pipping back in.

Been gone for a week due to work. What did I miss?
You missed a crap load of my dad jokes.

Poor you 😔
DisappearingTide · 31-35, M
@Bexsy I stand by what I said. I know the perils
@DisappearingTide What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? Thanks for coming

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they're always stuffed.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why did the math textbook visit the guidance counselor? It needed help figuring out its problems.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up? A receding hare line..


Hey! No throwing me! You asked for it
DisappearingTide · 31-35, M
@Bexsy receptionist should have asked if I needed a hand.

Other than that. I have no comebacks. Well done, you avoid being thrown… for now.
Virgo79 · 61-69, M
You may have a whole page of new posts in a week
Silentpleasure · 31-35, F
There has been an uprising and i was made queen of SW.....sadly I was over thrown shortly after.....so business as usual
DisappearingTide · 31-35, M
@Silentpleasure long live the queen
ChipmunkErnie · 70-79, M
Not a darned thing -- same ol' same ol' and more of the same ol'.
MrBrownstone · 46-50, M
The toilet.
DisappearingTide · 31-35, M
DisappearingTide · 31-35, M
DisappearingTide · 31-35, M

 
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