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Pipping back in.

Been gone for a week due to work. What did I miss?
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You missed a crap load of my dad jokes.

Poor you 😔
DisappearingTide · 31-35, M
@Bexsy oh damnnn. Well you’ll have to catch me up.
@DisappearingTide 😏 you shouldn't have said that
DisappearingTide · 31-35, M
@Bexsy I stand by what I said. I know the perils
@DisappearingTide What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? Thanks for coming

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they're always stuffed.

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Why did the math textbook visit the guidance counselor? It needed help figuring out its problems.

What do you call a group of rabbits backing up? A receding hare line..


Hey! No throwing me! You asked for it
DisappearingTide · 31-35, M
@Bexsy receptionist should have asked if I needed a hand.

Other than that. I have no comebacks. Well done, you avoid being thrown… for now.