Centrelink sucks! You ever been on it?

I was and still am on Centrelink at the moment. Its what passes for Welfare down here in Oz. I started a new job 8 weeks ago and tried to leave welfare but they wouldn't let because the job was part time. Its the best I could get at the moment. Well each fortnight I have to lodge a claim on what I have been paid from my job and the Centrelink checks are getting less and less. Problem is. I haven't actually been paid at all!
No Centrelink has just given me $20 to live on for the next fortnight.
I hope all my paychecks come soon or that I haven't lost all that cash for nothing.

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TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

I wouldn’t have told them until the money started to flow..
everyone rorts the dole..
Do you rent assistance? Apply for everything brah

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TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

It’s only gunna get worse..@Thevy29
*tongue in cheek*..
Row a boat 1km offshore and get picked up as a boat person..
I could handle a endless tax payer holiday on Xmas island 😏👌

Thevy29 · 41-45, M

@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout Trouble is... I haven't been mistaken for a Terrorist since I shave my beard. I'm Aboriginal not Iranian! Though I didn't get too mad at the cops for pulling me over.

TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP

Lolz.. least you still got your humour brah.. 😏👌@Thevy29

SW-User

They'll still make you apply for 20 jobs per month then a year later their automatic system has a habit of emailing you that you were over paid and owe them money. Anyone who can survive Centerlink's system deserves the money.

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