Does your weiner still work?

I'm not sure, haven't seen it in a while

is it possible to have an innie?

He's def an early riser and a hard worker.

Nope.

Mine fell off a long time ago but I superglued it back on.

You mean i coulda been making a dual income this while time!? 🤦‍♂

Semi retired

Semi retired.

Yeah, got a solid job at an erection company.

No but he's trying, and he washes his balls.

No