I could never make it as a barber or a massage therapist

You mean I gotta touch these people? On their skin? 🤢. I gotta wash this persons hair? What? No! Any job where you gotta touch people all day. Sends shivers down my spine. People who have these jobs are a different breed of human. I barely tolerate having to share a seat with someone. I gotta get their filth on my hands? Under my nails? 🤢