It’s 3:46. I’m gonna start walking around and looking really bored and sad until my boss asks me if I want to leave early

I started sloooowly packing up my bag.
She said my name.
I was sure this was it.
Then she started with “just wanted to remind you”
🤚 🙄
Save it lady, its 4:20 on a Saturday. Nothing past noon on Friday gets promoted to long-term memory.

I left one minute early, no permission 😒

You can pull it off. Practice makes perfect so keep looking bored.

i'll be rooting for you. 🍿 Maple hungry

That's a fuckin' great strategy. I'm going to have to file that one away for another day when I haven't already been at work for 10 hours and 50 minutes.

It’s been 20 minutes, why isn’t she getting the hint?! 😩

Did it work?

So you blazed up right