What's the longest you've seen a coworker get away with doing absolutely nothing?

There was a woman I use to know. She would tell us what to do first thing in the morning then just disappeared she did this for months maybe longer. Our storage room there was a upper floor we just put stuff up there to get it out of the way. Omg I heard the fare left corner of the room she made herself a bedroom. I guess her husband kicked her out and she was staying there.