What would you do if your boss told (demanded) you bring them a cup of coffee before every meeting you have?

Do what he told you to. You can always add extra flavoring in his drink. hahaha

First month of working in the job, my boss told me I had to go to a meeting and when I got there they asked If my lawyer was running late. I said I didn't know I needed one.
They then told me I had failed to complete a training thing that happened on "" and that I would be suspended without pay until I do the training. Then they asked me how many shifts I did and got ready to write down my answer to fill in my shifts.
I told them and they conferred with each other and said I would have to keep working until the next training came round. I said what kind of show are you running, If the rules say I need to be suspended without pay for missing a mandatory training that happened 2 weeks before I started work, Perhaps you should get your head examined.
They went to rebuke me for that outburst and that's when my text alert went off: Mrs Browns "Go f#ck yourself." Somehow I still have the job, go figure.

Dress up in a French maid's outfit and bring it to him at the next board meeting! (and I'm a dude..)

I makes coffee so bad, (s)he would ask me to not bring it from next time.

I've never had a boss that did it and if I did, I'd find a new boss. I have though, out of respect for a great boss, brought them coffee without being asked.

He won't ask me. Because he knows that I have a habit of forgetting. So even if I don't forget I won't have to bring him a cup of coffee. 😂

Hand him/her a copy of my job description and the number of a good optometrist.

Depends on whether or not it's in my job description.

I'd bring her the cup of coffee she asked for.

I would oblige and stay employed .

Do I get paid extra for that?

I would say no thank you

Is your arm broke?

I would not.

Yes Boss