I Hate My Period

@Allelse Shut up and eat your apple, Adam.

@Straylight Nah bitch, you done ate that first apple hoe, got us kicked out of paradise!!!

@Allelse what kind of paradise has forbidden fruit, talking snakes, and your hairy balls peaking past a fig leaf? Nah, you and your bro god can hang all you want, I'm shaking up with Lilith.

@Straylight Lilith!! That troublemaker. The belt would teach her some manners!

@Allelse Ok, easy there Chris Brown. Lol

@Straylight Nothing like a good thrashing to teach a woman some manners!

@Allelse Nothing like a solid kick in the balls to remind a man they are anatomicly inferior.

@Straylight You ever kicked a chick in the gash? They fold JUsT as quickly.

@Allelse Then it's rochambeau at dawn! Whoever doesn't get back up loses.

@Straylight Dawn? What about at dusk?

@Allelse I've got another duel at dusk. Let's see... I'm working through lunch... I'm available on the 11th, but only at 10:45pm...

That's better. At 10:45Pm!!! Another duel? Is that a rochambeu or is it pistols?

I don't have a pistol. I have those tube things you shoot poison darts out of. Um, I don't have any poison.. or darts. I have tequila and shot glasses! We can put on Parks and Rec and take a shot every time Ron is grumpy. Wait, was this a duel or were we getting drunk? Eh, let's play it by ear.

@Straylight I like Parks and Rec. Always wanted to nail Anne. And what's her name, April. Yeah, Anne and April in an angry lesbian scene of angry, passionate sex!

@Allelse Oh my god, yes please. And you just know April is a freak.

@Straylight Yep!!! I reckon April's into some freaky stuff, and just the thought of her teasing, and corrupting Anne who tries her HARDEsT to resist. All that pent up rage and frustration between the two of them!

@Allelse I'm 100% certain that April owns a whip and ball gag.

@Straylight And I reckon she has one of those back vibrating things, with the round top that you hold against your back; I always figured April to be very resourceful when it comes to her kink.