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My Huge Honkers

Hey everyone,

I just wanted to share a funny (and slightly embarrassing) story with you all. My name is Chioma and I'm a Nigerian woman who loves to drive my car around town. But recently, I've been dealing with a bit of a driving hazard - my boobs have grown so big that they keep touching the steering wheel!

I know, it sounds ridiculous, but it's true. Every time I get behind the wheel, I have to contort myself in all sorts of weird ways just to keep my boobs from hitting the horn. It's like they have a mind of their own and are determined to make me honk at everyone on the road.

The other day, I was driving down the street, honking my horn like crazy, and I couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of it all. People were looking at me like I was insane, but little did they know, it was just my own body getting in the way.

Despite the challenges, I never let my big boobs stop me from enjoying my car. I just had to get a little creative with how I positioned myself in the driver's seat. And if anyone gave me a hard time about it, I'd just flash them a big smile and say, "Hey, it's not my fault I was blessed with these bad boys."

So, if anyone else out there is dealing with the same issue, just know that you're not alone. And if you ever see me driving down the road, honking my horn like a maniac, just remember - it's not me, it's my boobs!

Here's to hoping their growth slows down soon!

Thanks for listening, and I hope this post brings a little bit of laughter to your day.
AllycatAD · 26-30, F
I've often thounght of my nippes being huge honkers, not my breasts, interesting and humorous attitude
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Emjay · 18-21, F
MyHugeHonkers should be your username.
TheBustyBlogger · 26-30, F
@Emjay yeah but I just thought of it as a humorous name to my little short story
Emjay · 18-21, F
@TheBustyBlogger Congratulations on the name change. People will definitely remember you.
mynameisbradley · 36-40, M
@TheBustyBlogger yes its memorable. Goodlooking. Thats good you can laugh at the situation of them getting in the way wanting to touch the horn while yoire driving and wanting to honk at cars passing
Im sorry but that is really funny
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Bklynbadboy12 · 31-35, M
How big are they
wuiop2 · 41-45
@TheBustyBlogger Do you mind if I respectfully ask what your band size is?
TheBustyBlogger · 26-30, F
@wuiop2
I measure at a 34 but I generally wear a 36 or 38 to hold more volume
wuiop2 · 41-45
@TheBustyBlogger That makes sense (to hold more volume). Is the larger band more or less comfortable around your back?
QuietEd2019 · 31-35, M
Still growing love the pictures on your profile you’re very beautiful and your breasts are incredible 🥰🥰
I would take it as a compliment if your boobs honked at me
CassandraSissy · 26-30, TVIP
@startingover23 Flirt! *Giggles*

😘
@CassandraSissy who me? 😉
Strike30 · M
This is pretty funny haha, might be emberassing at times but does sound funny
Emjay · 18-21, F
I like your new picture with the tartan neck bow.
TheBustyBlogger · 26-30, F
@Emjay
thank you!
msros · F
Men will go bonkers now.
TheBustyBlogger · 26-30, F
@msros
I've gotten a couple of messages that are a little needy but honestly most of the messages I've received from men have been very supportive. you'd be surprised honestly a lot of men aren't attracted to breast as they get this large
Jimmy2016 · 61-69, M
🤔..........Hows the pain in your back?
Quimliqer · 70-79, M
Thanks for sharing!!
Mtwa85 · 46-50, M
LordShadowfire · 46-50
Right. And my cock is getting so big I can use it for a jump rope.
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

Right…..
empanadas · 31-35, M
BigGuy2 · 26-30, M
Such a great attitude to have 👌👌👌
BigGuy2 · 26-30, M
You have a WOW body
BigGuy2 · 26-30, M
Talk me me ... in PM's
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BigGuy2 · 26-30, M
@Richard65 hey ... join the queue 🤭🤭🤭

 
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