What do you get after crossing Thor with Steve Rogers, suppress the male hormones for a moment and let'em eat a dancing pill? Did I mention ripping off the shirt?
I saw a woman reading 50 shades of grey on the train today................"At least you don't have to lick your fingers to turn the pages" I said with a smile. "You disgusting man!" she screamed and stormed off down the carriage. Are all Kindle readers that miserable or what?
Like it or not, your roommate, who also happens to be your best friend, is asleep and there's a visible smile on his face like he's watching a sleazydream, and the bulge in his pajamas is rising. Would you let him rest, or would you awaken him and step on his moment? (Plz note that neither of you two are bisexual/gay but of course you're often pulling pranks on each other)
Humans say the cutest things.I find it adorable how they like to state the obvious. Example: “You look a lot like your mom” Yes, it’s almost as if I got my DNA from her 🧬
A woman is sitting at her recently deceased husband’s funeral........😢A man leans in to her and asks, “Do you mind if I say a word? “No, go right ahead”, the woman replies. The man stands, clears his throat, says “Plethora”, and sits back down. “Thanks”, the woman says, “that means a lot”🥁
A man returns from the doctor and tells his wife ......🌽🌽🌽......that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, the man asks his wife for s*x. Naturally, she agrees, and they make love. About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey,you know I now...See More »